I was watching Ozark and Jason Bateman looks awful with sagging skin and deep, deep wrinkles. He's only 48. What happened? Sun? Booze? Smoking? Bad genes? This picture is flattering compared to what he looks like in motion.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | October 13, 2018 4:38 AM |
Damn. he could pass for a well-preserved 65yo in that shot.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 29, 2017 3:56 AM |
And now you know why the classic Hollywood bitch-divas of old were so particular about how and where the light hit them.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 29, 2017 4:01 AM |
He is someone who looked the same from about age 20 to 45 - looks like that changed.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 29, 2017 4:16 AM |
It's called "being white."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 29, 2017 4:20 AM |
Good. I fucking hate that cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 29, 2017 4:21 AM |
Jason's hair is great though.
His sister looks a hundred, btw...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 29, 2017 4:22 AM |
The Batemans have mouth wrinkle issues
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | November 29, 2017 4:23 AM |
He looks 48. He just hasn't had the shit edited out of his skillfully staged selfie shot.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 29, 2017 4:28 AM |
R12 - Nobody in Manhattan in their late 40s look like that and I would assume the same goes for L.A. Maybe that's 48 in the South or flyover states.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 29, 2017 4:43 AM |
I think he is hot as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 29, 2017 4:44 AM |
That's 48 years worth of being Camera Thin, Camera Ready.
Get the guy a couple of cheeseburgers and leave him alone.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 29, 2017 4:59 AM |
Justine looks like a drag queen doing Pamela Adlon.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 17 | November 29, 2017 5:01 AM |
[quote]Nobody in Manhattan in their late 40s look like that
You do without your makeup. Do you know how bad your air quality is?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 29, 2017 5:03 AM |
It's from too much liquor, too many drugs, and too many late nights.
It's also from not being fucked anally enough.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 29, 2017 5:05 AM |
Didn’t he smoke for years before his throat surgery?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 29, 2017 5:07 AM |
10 years of drugs and booze.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | November 29, 2017 5:11 AM |
Too much smiling. Don't smile. It causes wrinkles.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 29, 2017 5:12 AM |
Would still blow him. But that's not really news, is it?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 29, 2017 5:12 AM |
In OP's picture Bateman is just one turkey wattle away from the late great Walter Matthau.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | November 29, 2017 5:16 AM |
That dessicated, deflated and craggy look that Bateman has going on is very similar to that of Charlie Sheen. Sun and cigarettes always lead to that crusty, leathery skin texture...pile on top of it drugs, booze and a lifetime of expression lines and you're going to look 10-15 years older than you have to.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | November 29, 2017 5:24 AM |
He looks fine. I love Ozark. He thinned out for the role.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 29, 2017 5:50 AM |
The Boyishly Cute, as a species, do not age well. I speak from experience.
Yes, you may look 30-something for a very, very long time... until that day you hit a WALL, usually between 45 and 49.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 29, 2017 5:59 AM |
r5
There are plenty of black folk much younger that look worse. Black don't crack is about as true as saying, "all black people have rhythm"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 29, 2017 6:02 AM |
He has ill fitting dentures or implants that is causing the "sunken" look.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 29, 2017 6:03 AM |
I'd still do him. He's been a crush since I was a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 29, 2017 8:19 AM |
Dear God! And that's his *good* side!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 29, 2017 11:31 AM |
No matter how old and wrinkled Jason gets he'll still be hotter than OP.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 29, 2017 11:45 AM |
Justine struggled with eating disorders for years (maybe to this day). That will age you like nobody's business.
Jason smokes, and drank alcoholically and did drugs for a very long time. 'nuff said.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 29, 2017 12:09 PM |
R34 - Jason's controlling shrew wife who stopped all of his fun.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 29, 2017 1:23 PM |
I'd much rather Jason Bateman's natural looking face than this botoxed, injected, plumped up, stretched out, made-up, old paedophile queen's dead eyed death stare.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | November 29, 2017 2:58 PM |
[quote]I'd much rather Jason Bateman's natural looking face than this botoxed, injected, plumped up, stretched out, made-up, old paedophile queen's dead eyed death stare.
Yeah, if I had to fuck something that looks likes Singer's bloated dead pig face I think I'd rather fuck the actual pig.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 30, 2017 12:14 AM |
[quote] There are plenty of black folk much younger that look worse. Black don't crack is about as true as saying, "all black people have rhythm"
That's very true R30 but what is also true is:
Skin Care 101: What Is Your Skin Type?
Dermatologists organize skin into six types with type I being the lightest and type VI being very dark. "People who are a four or above have more melanin in their skin, which protects them from the sun," says Columbia University dermatologist Monica Halem, MD.
People who have darker skin often look younger than their lighter-skinned peers. "A black African with skin type VI, for example, doesn't feel the aging effects of the sun as much as a blond-haired, blue-eyed, light-skinned person of Scandinavian descent at a level one," Halem says.
More melanin, though, puts skin at higher risk of scarring and pigmentation problems. Also, people with darker skin are not completely safe from sun damage, so it's important to wear sunscreen, even if you have dark skin.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | November 30, 2017 12:57 AM |
Hanging, sagging, bagging skin.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 30, 2017 1:02 AM |
I bet he’s a jogger.
Running sags your face like nobody’s business.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 30, 2017 1:42 AM |
He's half British. They don't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 2, 2018 2:22 AM |
I think he looks great. He has a natural lived in handsome face, and great hair. I was never a big fan, but came across Ozark on Netflix and love him and the show. I think he looks amazing for a 48 year old man.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 2, 2018 2:37 AM |
It's mostly genetics coupled with lifestyle. Actually, I don't think he's bad looking at all. And he seems like a fun guy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 2, 2018 3:50 AM |
He’s my age, so shut up
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 2, 2018 3:54 AM |
I think he looks fine. There are so many other people who aged worse than Bateman. Like Jason Lewis from Sex and the City.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 2, 2018 4:23 AM |
The guy on the right doesnt look too bad, though.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 2, 2018 4:41 AM |
I Like him. I also think the lighting on the show is deliberately depressing and bad. It’s grainy. It makes him look worse, but I think it’s intentional.
What I don’t get in Ozark is the woman who plays his wife. She looks mid 50,s easily. And the lighting makes her life look 60.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 2, 2018 4:43 AM |
I agree, the wife in Ozark looks older than him, I wonder why they were matched up.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 2, 2018 10:02 AM |
He’s the new Wilford Brimley. He’ll be flogging hot oatmeal for the next generation, looking twice his age.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 2, 2018 10:33 AM |
I saw him at the Whole Foods in Tribeca recently and he looked handsome and fit, and not all wrinkled at all. Must be the lighting or something. In real life, he’s still a good looking guy who looks younger than his age,
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 2, 2018 11:02 AM |
The actress who plays his wife in Ozark is Laura Linney. She's 54.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 2, 2018 12:13 PM |
When does season 2 start?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 2, 2018 12:49 PM |
It’s rumored to start in June
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 2, 2018 12:57 PM |
There is definitley intentional poor lighting in Ozark. They do this to project the eerie nature of the town and the desperate circumstances the main characters are under.
It’s totally intentional.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 2, 2018 12:59 PM |
Damn, A little sensitive there, huh R30?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 2, 2018 1:03 PM |
He's damn gorgeous IMO. He's moved into his daddy stage and is looking FINE. Those age lines on his face make him all the more sexy. Aging pretty boys are the best.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 2, 2018 1:21 PM |
He looked fine in "Game Night," in which he's married to Rachel McAdams, who's a decade younger than he.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 2, 2018 3:22 PM |
He admits to having a past drug and alcohol problem that lasted for about ten years. With all the plastic surgeries we forget what real people of a certain age look like.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 9, 2018 3:20 PM |
He looks great! OP is just an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 9, 2018 3:32 PM |
I find Jason very attractive. And usually enjoy his acting
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 9, 2018 3:39 PM |
Here's Jason looking perfect just last year.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 64 | March 9, 2018 3:43 PM |
Only on your back, Blanche..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | March 9, 2018 3:51 PM |
Jason has a really nice bulge.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | October 10, 2018 3:55 AM |
It's in his genes, if you've seen his sister lately. I'd say he's grizzled but still handsome, but not for long.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 10, 2018 3:59 AM |
He needs laser skin resurfacing and Sculptra.
The hair is gorgeous though.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 10, 2018 4:00 AM |
Yes his sister looks worse, but the thing is that's what happens with caucasians, they do crack...their skin i mean.
Just this past weekend on Antenna TV i watched The Hogans (NBC sitcom from late 80s to early 90s)
It was the episodes where the family including Mrs. Poole went to Paris...yes Paris, France.... its was kinda odd and funny seeing a sitcom on location but i guess... Growing Pains (ABC) and Family Ties (NBC) had also done it.
Anyways Jason Bateman was wearing a very obvious hair piece which made his hair have more body in the front like a bouffant lol
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 10, 2018 4:23 AM |
Did Josh Taylor stuff his pants?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 10, 2018 4:28 AM |
Are you saying r69 that he is wearing a hairpiece now?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 13, 2018 4:06 AM |
R23 Right you are! My mom, who was a top level model in NY in the 50s(she roomed with Suzi Parker) taught me from a very young age not to smile. While it definitely made for a sour puss looking daughter, today at 60 I am virtually line/wrinkle free.
Oh, and I avoided the sun like the plague as well.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 13, 2018 4:19 AM |
He starting to look like infomercial FTM Dean Graziosi
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | October 13, 2018 4:38 AM |
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