Jimmy Kimmel's Hefty Bulge

Gabby Douglas tries to teach Jimmy and Guillermo to do a cartwheel. Jimmy is going commando in tight clay-colored sweats. He's obviously freeballing, and that mouthwatering bulge is utterly hypnotic as Jimmy alternately struts and flails around. I would greedily suck the cream of of his bratwurst-sized cannoli. 🤤

We'll take your word for it.

Get a grip Mary. I see nothing more than a standard cockhead nub.

“Can I touch it?” 😂

I thought he was Jewish. But he's German-Italian, which explains the sizeable appendage.

Does he show it while doing his blackface routine?

Does he show it while writing classist bits for awards shows to teach middle America and the unwashed masses to know their place and inferiority to the celebrity class?

I always thought Jimmy Kimmel was attractive - similar to Ben Affleck but gone right instead of gone wrong.

Glad he’s listened to me and has gotten rid of his heavy beard and gone back to scruffy.

To me, Kimmel looks like a cross between Walter Matthau and Down Syndrome.

I noticed that bulge, too. It's certainly not small.

Guillermo ain’t packin’ pinga.

Jimmy’s attractive but he’s like a carbon copy of my brother-in-law, so that’s a hard pass.

I was actually watching that and thought the same thing. Kimmel's much better looking now than he was when he was younger, but not even a decent soft dick puts him in the hot category for me.

Someone please post the picture again I can't see it off Op's Facebook ink

TIA

Better yet, a bouncy gif please!

He looks like a less attractive Chris Nunez.

YT clip. Starts around the 5 minute mark.

[quote]Jimble Kimble

Not-So-Nimble Jimble Kimble

I like Jimmy, and viewed the video twice. As an avid crotch watcher, I'm sorry to say that I'm not sure what you're excited about. But I'm happy for you. Enjoy.

That was embarrassing. Kimmel never should have let that go on beyond the first time...or better yet, never videotaped it at all.

I don't expect Kimmel or Guilermo to know how to cartwheel, but to keep showing colossal failures continually was humiliating.

To be fair, I watched the original on a 65" UHD screen. The bulge was very apparent. Jimmy has a nice-sized cock.

^^For the Let's Humble Brag thread.

We'll all assume you're Helen Keller and OP R26.

Jimmy is my new favorite tv host. I went off Fallon last year when he spun outta control with his home shows. I am just tired of seeing a 46 year old man act like a teenage girl. Besides, Kimmel is far sexier without even trying.

R15 I thought he was cute when he was a shlubby cub on "The Man Show."

Gross. Not even clicking that. Jimmy Kimmel is repulsive.

You can see it all the time in his pants when he does his monologue.

Someone is actually impressed with that nubbin?

Sarah Silverman said he just has big balls.

It’s definitely noticeable. You can tell even more when you see it tenting from the side view.

There's no bulge. Stop making shit up!

^You’re either blind or jealous.

Is Jimmy Kimmel bisexual?

Guillermo is so endearingly accommodating. 'Yes, Jimmy. You may touch my junk."

Maybe this should be elevated to level of the Blue Dress meme. Have the nation weigh in. I'm sure Kimmel would get a kick out of it. Pokey Nub vs. Hefty Bulge.

I see the Pokey Nub. Which leads me to believe whatever Jimmy's ultimate size, he's a grower. Guys with pendulous junk or show-ers will display the ridge of a cockhead. Nubs are for growers.

Dick cheese overproduction problem?

This ain’t no nubbin’

sure aint no hefty bulge.

How does one's dick hole completely seal up on it's own (per R44), not once, but twice?! Kimmel must've been doing something kinky, right? He totally seems the type.

^^caged and clamped. maybe that's what's bulging.

[quote] Jimmy Kimmel's Hefty Bulge

This is why they hate us.

Old Jimy didn't show any BULGE while wearing tights, on that Vax LIVE bullshit tonight!

R50 He wore something to cover up his bulge.

Ben Affleck made a point of commenting on Jimmy's "fantasy package" as a laugh line. They had to strap it down or the bit wouldn't be funny.

Won't let me post the link. Search YouTube for VAX Live Kimmel

Of course my comment was laden with sarcasm.

^ That is a whole meal for Colton's tight virgin hole.

Looks down-syndrome-adjacent to me.

^ Straight from the benchmark's keyboard.

[quote] Looks down-syndrome-adjacent to me.

there may be a correlation. just check out at Adam Devine.

He is the ultimate dilf next door.

...next door to the last man on earth.

Do I need special glasses to see the hefty bulge?

^No, you just need to let go of your envy by way of having a tiny ween.

Daddy Jimmy was so turned on by the attention of his dilf body that he was getting a boner. What a beautiful sight. He was making all the daddy-hungry twinks spilled their white boy milk that night.

You’re gross & fucking retarded, r64.

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