Hunter Biden is unbearably sexy

Bad boy but educated, hung, a bit traumatized- he is evvvverrrryyyything. Yet another thing that drives trump crazy. The trump boys are losers and extremely unattractive. Hunter is very good looking and doesn't have to camouflage the lower half of his face with a pubic hair beard.

Bad boy but educated, hung, a bit traumatized- he is evvvverrrryyyything.

by Anonymousreply 165December 8, 2020 2:10 PM

Yet another thing that drives trump crazy. The trump boys are losers and extremely unattractive. Hunter is very good looking and doesn't have to camouflage the lower half of his face with a pubic hair beard.

by Anonymousreply 1October 28, 2020 6:22 AM

You are a dirty cheap whore.

Also...I've been thinking about him all damn day.

by Anonymousreply 2October 28, 2020 6:23 AM

Sometimes DL knows exactly how turn things around for me.

by Anonymousreply 3October 28, 2020 6:26 AM

I also think Hunter is gorgeous. Except - whats with his teeth? They look like china choppers.

by Anonymousreply 4October 28, 2020 6:29 AM

Shame we lost Beau. Smart, charismatic, and terribly cute.

Momma approved.

by Anonymousreply 6October 28, 2020 6:41 AM

[quote]hung

In the interest of maintaining the journalistic standards of Datalounge, I am requesting verificatia of size meat, please.

by Anonymousreply 7October 28, 2020 6:42 AM

R7 Baby girl, his cock is ALL over the interwebs right now. There is even photo of him self-verificatia-ing his sizemeat with a ruler.

Knock yourself out, babe!

by Anonymousreply 8October 28, 2020 6:46 AM

He’s a good 9 inches and his body is gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 9October 28, 2020 6:46 AM

Does dick size come from the mom or dad's side?

by Anonymousreply 11October 28, 2020 6:52 AM

Handsome, sleazy, filthy trash.

I would pay to watch Michael Cohen top him and then switch positions.

by Anonymousreply 12October 28, 2020 6:54 AM

[quote]What are we? Chop liver?

No, you're Chop Suey! Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Anonymousreply 13October 28, 2020 6:56 AM

Any political "sex scandal" in which the subject has a 9-inch dick is the definition of NON-STARTER.

Backfired to say the least!

Meanwhile, the world knows that Trump has a dick like a mushroom, per Stormy Daniels.

by Anonymousreply 14October 28, 2020 6:56 AM

FOR R12 and the five million other people who have wondered where a giant cock comes from since the Hunter Biden story broke:

"Penis size is very much a product of genetics. But what determines penis size, where those genes come from, and how much the environment plays a role in who is well-endowed and who isn’t are not entirely straightforward. So, the question is, what actually determines penis size? Well, that’s largely the province of the Y chromosome. Studies suggest, however, that penis size is, unsurprisingly, a joint genetic effort between mothers and fathers. Although most of the genes responsible for penis size live along the X chromosome, “there are some genes in the Y chromosome that have links to penile lengths and size,” urologist Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt tells Fatherly. “So you can’t entirely blame your mom for your small penis.”

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by Anonymousreply 15October 28, 2020 6:56 AM

WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF THIS.

GOD BLESS,

by Anonymousreply 17October 28, 2020 6:59 AM

Biden does have big dick energy. I wish he's gone somewhere besides the VA to get his eyes done.

by Anonymousreply 18October 28, 2020 7:02 AM

I guess I don't know how to use the internet. I keep hearing about these Hunter Biden nudes but I can't find them here, or on Twitter or Reddit or LPSG. So, where are you all seeing them?

by Anonymousreply 19October 28, 2020 7:57 AM

Crazy, hung, and possibly rich makes Mama's mussy moist.

But, unbearably sexy is a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 20October 28, 2020 8:04 AM

i honestly didn't know what he looked like until yesterday.

he's not bad looking.

by Anonymousreply 21October 28, 2020 8:12 AM

R19, GNews dot org has them. It’s a sketchy site, but has allll the goods.

by Anonymousreply 22October 28, 2020 8:30 AM

He having a crush on his big brother's wife makes me awww.

by Anonymousreply 23October 28, 2020 8:32 AM

R23, Crush? Hunter was fucking her for a couple of years after Beau's death, with Joe and Jill's blessing.

by Anonymousreply 24October 28, 2020 8:45 AM

R22 that site is whack-oh! I felt dirty just perusing it's front page.

by Anonymousreply 25October 28, 2020 3:48 PM

My takeaway - he's also balding on top. Shame.

by Anonymousreply 28October 30, 2020 8:32 AM

I voted for Biden, and Hunter's private life doesn't bother me, but he seems to be kind of an asshole.

Granted, aside from the Obama girls, I can't think of a President's kid during my lifetime who wasn't an asshole. Maybe Amy Carter?

by Anonymousreply 30October 30, 2020 9:26 AM

Well, he didn't de-flower me. He'll call eventually.

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by Anonymousreply 31October 30, 2020 9:39 AM

I swear I can't find the damn pics. He's SO my type too, OP. Can someone please link them?

by Anonymousreply 32October 30, 2020 9:53 AM

In some photos he does look good. But not "unbearably sexy" as the thread title claims. It's bearable.

by Anonymousreply 33October 30, 2020 12:30 PM

Hunter is sexxxy. Beau was the future of the Democratic Party. Wish we still had both Biden boys.

by Anonymousreply 34October 30, 2020 1:01 PM

You bitches find a drug addict and a cheater who fuck his recently widow sister-in-law attractive. Ewwww

by Anonymousreply 35October 30, 2020 1:17 PM

R12 Stop it. I can only get so hard.

by Anonymousreply 36October 30, 2020 1:32 PM

r27 I would get right into that tub

by Anonymousreply 37November 8, 2020 9:03 PM

I think Joe has hotness for his age group. Fit, charming, endearing.

Hunter is wild animal hot.

by Anonymousreply 39November 8, 2020 9:51 PM

It makes me so happy that the result of Trump and his goons trying to create a "Hillary's emails" story out of Hunter has instead resulted in....

- The internet's collective hardon for sexy Hunter

- Empathy for Hunter's struggles with drugs and alcohol and candid conversations about addiction

- Highlighting Joe's love for his family and his undeniable bond with this children

by Anonymousreply 40November 8, 2020 9:55 PM

For Gods's sake learn to code!

by Anonymousreply 41November 8, 2020 9:58 PM

And again, to reiterate, Hunter is massive. The Dumps have inverted penii. Probably.

by Anonymousreply 44November 9, 2020 2:07 AM

R43 Good two shoes church boys are my type, but bad boys are my weakness. As a total bottom, they activate both my desire to be dominated and my nurturing instinct to fix them.

I would definitely want to be ravished by Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 45November 9, 2020 2:16 AM

R45, You say ravished, I say ravaged.

by Anonymousreply 46November 9, 2020 2:22 AM

Hunter is old and unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 48November 9, 2020 3:29 AM

I still say if you name a child Hunter, you should be required to name another one "Gatherer."

by Anonymousreply 49November 9, 2020 3:44 AM

His first name is Robert.

by Anonymousreply 50November 9, 2020 4:20 AM

Why oh why won't anyone link the Hunter Peen?

by Anonymousreply 51November 9, 2020 4:28 AM

Someone linked to a message board thread with all the pics yesterday, r51

by Anonymousreply 52November 9, 2020 4:02 PM

Hunter has massive amounts of charisma. He oozes sex energy. He's not trying, and he's not a bad person. It's just how God made him. I'm fairly sure that Hunter has even at times prayed to God for help and guidance to suppress his sexual magnetism, because its so unwieldy that it get's him into all kinds of shenanigans.

It is gonna be a lifelong struggle to keep that python zipped up in his pants.

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by Anonymousreply 53November 9, 2020 5:01 PM

Here is the message board with the Hunter pics that R52 is referring to. The pics are spread out over the first 4 pages of the thread.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 9, 2020 5:08 PM

Give me a fucking break. The drugs have ruined his looks and especially his teeth.

by Anonymousreply 56November 9, 2020 5:12 PM

R56 Hunter's done his dental work.

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by Anonymousreply 57November 9, 2020 5:18 PM

Junior Mint has a lot in common with him - addicted to the same drug, fucking around, not the family golden child.

But Hunter Biden is handsome, educated, softly spoken, says nothing bad about anyone, doesn’t blame his addiction on anyone else, has the support of his family, the undying and public love of his father, the empathy of the public, a massive penis and the sexual charisma of a movie star.

No wonder the entire Trump family hates him.

by Anonymousreply 58November 9, 2020 7:00 PM

R58, You had me at "massive penis".

by Anonymousreply 59November 9, 2020 9:09 PM

It's funny but also not surprising that Dataloungers like 'em hung and messed up from multiple past traumas.

by Anonymousreply 60November 9, 2020 9:19 PM

Thank you times infinity R54!

by Anonymousreply 61November 9, 2020 9:45 PM

Honestly, I was wavering on whom to support for this election, but when I saw the pictures of Hunter, it clinched the deal for me.

I want to see more of Hunter for the next 4 years!!

by Anonymousreply 62November 9, 2020 9:48 PM

He's got that quiet bad boy vibe I love

by Anonymousreply 63November 9, 2020 9:54 PM

When I was 25, I would have been attracted to Hunter because I could "help him."

At my current golden age, I'm wildly attracted to Hunter just because I want to fuck him and then leave.

by Anonymousreply 64November 10, 2020 12:27 AM

R64 Yes, and yes. Sums it right up on both counts.

by Anonymousreply 65November 10, 2020 2:07 AM

He has a strong sense of animal sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 66November 10, 2020 9:07 AM

The Biden men are very sexy. Young Joe Biden was a handsome man.

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by Anonymousreply 67November 10, 2020 10:04 AM

I agree with R33 he's bearably sexy.

Also I'm not convinced about the 9" claim - the one pic I saw with the tape measure, it looked like the 2" mark was close to the base rather than showing the very end of the tape measure at the very root of the dick so I think it's more like 8-8.5"

by Anonymousreply 68November 10, 2020 12:32 PM

[quote]He has a strong sense of animal sexuality.

He could be the White House cat some are pining for.

by Anonymousreply 69November 10, 2020 12:58 PM

I’m educated, hung and traumatized and no guy wants me! 😭

by Anonymousreply 70November 10, 2020 1:06 PM

[quote] Here is the message board with the Hunter pics tha

LPSG says Hunter watched gay porn. How reliable is LPSG?

by Anonymousreply 72November 10, 2020 1:37 PM

They were going off the user view history (now set to private) of his PornHub . He watched gay, straight, trans, BBW and interracial porn.

by Anonymousreply 73November 10, 2020 1:41 PM

R73 damn he real freaky baby! 😈

by Anonymousreply 74November 10, 2020 1:44 PM

R73, that's our boy! Not afraid to explore...

by Anonymousreply 75November 10, 2020 2:12 PM

Sexually, Hunter Biden is the Colin Farrell of presidential kids. He has promiscuous tastes, and he’s not to afraid to ask. And watch.

And watch.

by Anonymousreply 76November 10, 2020 3:43 PM

R68 is so discerning and fabulous that Hunter isn’t good enough for him with his mere 8.5”. Jesus fuck you’re an asshole.

The Bidens are all hot as balls. Mighty Joe still looks good for an old, and I suspect he’s packing. Why do you think Jill always looks happy.

by Anonymousreply 77November 10, 2020 8:24 PM

Hahaha for some reason username YesWeMight uploaded to PornHub his dad receiving the Medal of Freedom from Barack Obama, which Hunter watched between jacking off.

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by Anonymousreply 78November 10, 2020 8:24 PM

Hunter might be unbearable, but he's not sexy. He looks like a drunk drugged-up Bobby Cannavale.

btw, I voted Biden/Harris.

I simply don't find Hunter hot.

by Anonymousreply 79November 10, 2020 8:43 PM

Has Hunter done the homosex?

by Anonymousreply 80November 11, 2020 2:28 AM

25 year old Joe Biden could fuck me!

by Anonymousreply 81November 11, 2020 6:46 AM

It's okay to not find Hunter hot, R79. You don't have to prove your loyalty to the party by avowing your Biden vote despite not wanting to avow for Hunter's hotness.

More for of that fucked up man meat more for us.

by Anonymousreply 82November 11, 2020 7:23 AM

Fascinating. Anyone knows which gay porn videos he watched? I want to know his gay porn taste

by Anonymousreply 83November 11, 2020 1:21 PM

[quote]Honestly, I was wavering on whom to support for this election, but when I saw the pictures of Hunter, it clinched the deal for me.

r62, I have to believe that you are being sarcastic/cynical/snarky, because if this is true, then you and any another like-minded folks are responsible for the current state of the union.

by Anonymousreply 84November 11, 2020 1:33 PM

So Hunter, a veritable straight man with a high sex drive, liked to watch gay and bi porn sometimes. Pretty much confirmed by Pornhub surveys as usual for sex addicts.

by Anonymousreply 85November 11, 2020 2:07 PM

I thought Beau was the hot brother?

by Anonymousreply 86November 11, 2020 2:29 PM

He is, r86, but Hunter parties like a rock star and we have photographic evidence of his giant wang. We have no proof of Beau’s business.

Hunter Biden is firmly ensconced in highlight reel. I am such a sucker for a rich hot gorgeous nutcase.

by Anonymousreply 87November 11, 2020 4:25 PM

Hunter was better looking I think, only because Beau looked so much like Joe he confused me.

by Anonymousreply 88November 11, 2020 4:56 PM

I hear Beau's pretty stiff, too

by Anonymousreply 89November 11, 2020 5:30 PM

Is that a scar across Hunter’s abdomen?

by Anonymousreply 90November 11, 2020 11:35 PM

R91 Could it be a hernia scar?

by Anonymousreply 92November 11, 2020 11:36 PM

Children of the Corn, R5.

by Anonymousreply 93November 11, 2020 11:38 PM

It’s where people get a tummy tuck. Or a c-section. Though given Hunter was neither fat nor a woman they are both out.

by Anonymousreply 94November 11, 2020 11:39 PM

I genuinely love that Trump's failed attempt to villainize Hunter has turned into the internet's appreciation of Joe's relationship with his children and making Hunter into a sex symbol. But I just don't get the latter. He seems so perfectly average to me. But, that's alright, keep presenting hole, girls. I bet he DOES know how to lay that pipe.

by Anonymousreply 95November 12, 2020 2:18 AM

My appendix scar looks like that. Of course I had mine removed in 1971, when medicine was more primitive.

by Anonymousreply 96November 12, 2020 3:52 AM

Please don’t click on 4chan links. Those people are crazier than flat earthers

by Anonymousreply 97November 12, 2020 3:56 AM

It’s a lovely penis. No wonder he takes so many pictures of it.

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by Anonymousreply 98November 12, 2020 9:00 AM

R98, My new screen saver.

by Anonymousreply 99November 12, 2020 12:32 PM

R98 He really took care of it. He even shaved his scrotum. Makes it even more suckable.

by Anonymousreply 100November 12, 2020 12:38 PM

Finally! Someone posts the goods. Thanks, R98. Yes, good work, Biden genes!

by Anonymousreply 102November 12, 2020 5:10 PM

Hunter is remarkably attentive to penis and sac grooming, especially for a middle-aged heterosexual.

It is perfectly formed, but not anywhere near 8-9 inches.

by Anonymousreply 103November 12, 2020 5:22 PM

A pretty pink cock and a cute soft belly to rest your head on.

He's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 104November 12, 2020 5:28 PM

I have the vapors from r98’s photo.

I bet McTurtle and the Senatrice are getting weaker at resisting the Biden presidency after seeing that picture.

by Anonymousreply 105November 12, 2020 7:05 PM

His crazy eyes turn me on.

by Anonymousreply 107November 13, 2020 2:36 AM

R106, According to that NYC strip club worker, Hunter was into ass play, but insisted she use a freshly purchased dildo right out of the box.

by Anonymousreply 108November 13, 2020 5:52 AM

Joe spoke with the Pope yesterday.

Hunter's nude pics must be a big hit around the Vatican.

by Anonymousreply 109November 13, 2020 6:00 AM

I hope it was freshly washed after it came out of the box, Chinese worker hands! I worked in a Chinese restaurant, you don't want to know.

by Anonymousreply 110November 13, 2020 6:06 AM

r103 = Junior Mint, green with envy.

by Anonymousreply 111November 13, 2020 9:57 AM

[quote]Junior Mint

Is this bit of nomenclature a DL exclusive? I get "Junior." But why "Mint"? The only thing less clean or fresh in the universe is Senior Mint.

by Anonymousreply 112November 13, 2020 12:35 PM

I thought they were bankrupt.

by Anonymousreply 114November 13, 2020 12:59 PM

There were some foursome photos at that link. Add in smoking crack and it’s a free for all...

by Anonymousreply 115November 13, 2020 1:08 PM

Hey! I'd pay $150k a month to have Hunter work for me.

And I'm not Ukrainian.

by Anonymousreply 116November 13, 2020 1:26 PM

Hunter reminds me of Jeffrey Dean Morgan (or vicey versey).

If there's a movie they should cast JDM for sure.

by Anonymousreply 118November 13, 2020 4:17 PM

R98, wow, nice cock!

I guess no Irish curse in that family

by Anonymousreply 119November 13, 2020 4:32 PM

If you like Oscar Isaac, you'll like...

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by Anonymousreply 120November 13, 2020 4:34 PM

He has a decent ass too. Small but decent.

It is hilarious that the Republicunts leaked these photos thinking it would do damage and the net results were, across the board:

1) among gay men and women - Jesus Christ he’s so hot I want to fuck him and then cradle his poor damaged self and then fuck him again

2) Across all genders/orientations - Joe has BDE, Hunter gets it from him, probably

3) Hunter seems like a lot of goddamn fun (also across all quadrants)

Somewhere Junior Mint is sobbing and snorting mister lines and muttering “why don’t they love meeeeee”. Then he looks down at his limp four inches and remembers.

by Anonymousreply 121November 13, 2020 5:21 PM

r112

It's Kimberly Guilfoyle's nickname for him. He calls her Pooh Bear.

When she inevitably makes a move on the new First Son, what will she call Hunter?

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by Anonymousreply 123November 13, 2020 7:45 PM

R123, Her second husband was mighty fine.

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by Anonymousreply 124November 13, 2020 9:24 PM

Hunter looks like the love child of Raf Vallone and Ian McShane.

by Anonymousreply 125November 13, 2020 9:26 PM

I see a bit of young Ian McShane there

by Anonymousreply 126November 14, 2020 12:46 PM

R128, Was he itchy down south?

by Anonymousreply 129November 15, 2020 1:37 AM

Beau...I mean Buck would have never had foursomes and photographed his own penis.

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by Anonymousreply 130November 15, 2020 2:30 AM

R131, Someone had the 2:00 AM munchies.

by Anonymousreply 132November 15, 2020 7:28 AM

R131: that bottle (Tito's Vodka?) has been sucked dry.

by Anonymousreply 133November 15, 2020 1:32 PM

You just know he throws a mean fuck

by Anonymousreply 134November 15, 2020 2:07 PM

Hunter’s causal nudity is funny and totally identifies him as someone who grew up in a naked household from that era in the 70s.

Like, Joe ambles buck nekkid directly from the shower to pour another cup of coffee. Beau runs in and asks him to check his homework as his dad dresses.

by Anonymousreply 135November 15, 2020 6:00 PM

But, but, but.... Eric Trump has that Jon Voight cuteness!

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by Anonymousreply 136November 15, 2020 6:43 PM

^ more like the love child of Princess Anne and Gary Busey.

by Anonymousreply 137November 15, 2020 9:25 PM

I'm sure Hunter has had his cock sucked by a 'mo.

by Anonymousreply 138November 16, 2020 4:44 AM

Seems only natural to have occurred at some point or other

by Anonymousreply 139November 16, 2020 6:40 AM

He's never lacked for money, but he often lacked for drugs. Who knows what he got up to.

by Anonymousreply 140November 16, 2020 8:22 PM

Is there DL consensus on whether his booze-bloat belly is sexy?

by Anonymousreply 141November 16, 2020 8:26 PM

Hunter’s whiny, self-absorbed attitude in the leaked emails is the least attractive thing about him.

by Anonymousreply 142November 18, 2020 4:25 PM

He's an addict, 142, it comes with the territory.

by Anonymousreply 143December 6, 2020 3:20 PM

R136 Can't strong doses of artfully deployed Botox prevent this look?

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by Anonymousreply 144December 6, 2020 3:36 PM

R56, wow his teeth! Did he get dentures? Damn!

I think his body is good for his age. But he's fucked all those whores with no condoms and who knows what else he's done when he's fucked out of his skull and doesn't even remember.

by Anonymousreply 145December 6, 2020 4:28 PM

His penis is not massive. It's average in all the photos I saw of him erect. He does have a sexy face and he looks sexier than his father did at a comparable age. Look at clips of Joe 32 years ago when he was running for Prez in 1988. He had pretty much lost his looks and his hair by then.

by Anonymousreply 146December 6, 2020 4:55 PM

"But he's fucked all those whores with no condoms and who knows what else he's done when he's fucked out of his skull and doesn't even remember."

Like fathering a child with a stripper he hardly knew.

by Anonymousreply 147December 6, 2020 6:42 PM

Apparently the no-condom stripper got a $2.5 million settlement, along with $10,000 a month in child support for the next 18 years.

Sometimes being a faithless whore pays quite well.

by Anonymousreply 148December 6, 2020 8:13 PM

Wait, where are the erect dick photos of Hunter?

by Anonymousreply 149December 6, 2020 8:37 PM

Duh, I should’ve read the thread before posting.

Hunter’s dick looks to be about 7.5-7.75” long but unfortunately is not very thick. I’m surprised he’s uncut. And he needs to stop shaving his bush, Jesus fucking Christ.

I thought that trend was dying out?

He is still a hot fucker, of course.

by Anonymousreply 150December 6, 2020 8:40 PM

He's cleanly cut, and around 6.25 inches, erect.

by Anonymousreply 151December 6, 2020 9:24 PM

The trump boys are just 🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 152December 6, 2020 9:26 PM

I've seen a couple of different pictures of that meat, right here on the data lounge, and it is well over 6.25 inches

by Anonymousreply 153December 7, 2020 2:55 AM

It’s definitely bigger than 6.25”, oh my god R151. WTF.

by Anonymousreply 155December 7, 2020 11:17 PM

Lusting after a boring basic str8 white male based on false information from obviously doctored pictures. Typical of the racist kah-weens here.

by Anonymousreply 156December 7, 2020 11:31 PM

R156 believes the world is flat, the moon landing was staged and Elvis is alive.

by Anonymousreply 157December 8, 2020 3:20 AM

R157 engages in stereotyping in order to justify lusting after banal str8 white guys who get jobs they are unqualified for.

by Anonymousreply 158December 8, 2020 3:52 AM

Joe Biden does exude some of that BDE.

Elder gays, DO tell. Why is this such a trend among older men: shaving the pubes? It makes you look four years old—taking away from some of your maturity. Us younger gays LOVE pubes on an older man...

by Anonymousreply 159December 8, 2020 11:30 AM

Hunter Biden is straight and women don't like pubes.

by Anonymousreply 160December 8, 2020 11:34 AM

R83, I think he watched tyler posey's video hahahahahahaha! (Which makes me love him even more, of course.)

by Anonymousreply 161December 8, 2020 11:41 AM

OP, he's not gonna fuck you while you still have a dick. Let it go, Princess Elsa.

by Anonymousreply 162December 8, 2020 1:38 PM

OP's headline should read . . .

Hunter Biden is undeniably sexy

by Anonymousreply 163December 8, 2020 1:45 PM

He looks like a mafia attorney and he gives off douchebag vibes. And the whole family supports trannies. Total boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 164December 8, 2020 1:47 PM

[quote]Elder gays, DO tell. Why is this such a trend among older men: shaving the pubes?

Hmmm...I think of it as something babygays do.

by Anonymousreply 165December 8, 2020 2:10 PM

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