Hunter Biden is unbearably sexy

Bad boy but educated, hung, a bit traumatized- he is evvvverrrryyyything.

Yet another thing that drives trump crazy. The trump boys are losers and extremely unattractive. Hunter is very good looking and doesn't have to camouflage the lower half of his face with a pubic hair beard.

You are a dirty cheap whore.

Also...I've been thinking about him all damn day.

Sometimes DL knows exactly how turn things around for me.

I also think Hunter is gorgeous. Except - whats with his teeth? They look like china choppers.

Shame we lost Beau. Smart, charismatic, and terribly cute.

Momma approved.

[quote]hung

In the interest of maintaining the journalistic standards of Datalounge, I am requesting verificatia of size meat, please.

R7 Baby girl, his cock is ALL over the interwebs right now. There is even photo of him self-verificatia-ing his sizemeat with a ruler.

Knock yourself out, babe!

He’s a good 9 inches and his body is gorgeous

Does dick size come from the mom or dad's side?

Handsome, sleazy, filthy trash.

I would pay to watch Michael Cohen top him and then switch positions.

[quote]What are we? Chop liver?

No, you're Chop Suey! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Any political "sex scandal" in which the subject has a 9-inch dick is the definition of NON-STARTER.

Backfired to say the least!

Meanwhile, the world knows that Trump has a dick like a mushroom, per Stormy Daniels.

FOR R12 and the five million other people who have wondered where a giant cock comes from since the Hunter Biden story broke:

"Penis size is very much a product of genetics. But what determines penis size, where those genes come from, and how much the environment plays a role in who is well-endowed and who isn’t are not entirely straightforward. So, the question is, what actually determines penis size? Well, that’s largely the province of the Y chromosome. Studies suggest, however, that penis size is, unsurprisingly, a joint genetic effort between mothers and fathers. Although most of the genes responsible for penis size live along the X chromosome, “there are some genes in the Y chromosome that have links to penile lengths and size,” urologist Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt tells Fatherly. “So you can’t entirely blame your mom for your small penis.”

WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF THIS.

GOD BLESS,

Biden does have big dick energy. I wish he's gone somewhere besides the VA to get his eyes done.

I guess I don't know how to use the internet. I keep hearing about these Hunter Biden nudes but I can't find them here, or on Twitter or Reddit or LPSG. So, where are you all seeing them?

Crazy, hung, and possibly rich makes Mama's mussy moist.

But, unbearably sexy is a stretch.

i honestly didn't know what he looked like until yesterday.

he's not bad looking.

R19, GNews dot org has them. It’s a sketchy site, but has allll the goods.

He having a crush on his big brother's wife makes me awww.

R23, Crush? Hunter was fucking her for a couple of years after Beau's death, with Joe and Jill's blessing.

R22 that site is whack-oh! I felt dirty just perusing it's front page.

My takeaway - he's also balding on top. Shame.

I voted for Biden, and Hunter's private life doesn't bother me, but he seems to be kind of an asshole.

Granted, aside from the Obama girls, I can't think of a President's kid during my lifetime who wasn't an asshole. Maybe Amy Carter?

Well, he didn't de-flower me. He'll call eventually.

I swear I can't find the damn pics. He's SO my type too, OP. Can someone please link them?

In some photos he does look good. But not "unbearably sexy" as the thread title claims. It's bearable.

Hunter is sexxxy. Beau was the future of the Democratic Party. Wish we still had both Biden boys.

You bitches find a drug addict and a cheater who fuck his recently widow sister-in-law attractive. Ewwww

R12 Stop it. I can only get so hard.

r27 I would get right into that tub

I think Joe has hotness for his age group. Fit, charming, endearing.

Hunter is wild animal hot.

It makes me so happy that the result of Trump and his goons trying to create a "Hillary's emails" story out of Hunter has instead resulted in....

- The internet's collective hardon for sexy Hunter

- Empathy for Hunter's struggles with drugs and alcohol and candid conversations about addiction

- Highlighting Joe's love for his family and his undeniable bond with this children

For Gods's sake learn to code!

And again, to reiterate, Hunter is massive. The Dumps have inverted penii. Probably.

R43 Good two shoes church boys are my type, but bad boys are my weakness. As a total bottom, they activate both my desire to be dominated and my nurturing instinct to fix them.

I would definitely want to be ravished by Hunter.

R45, You say ravished, I say ravaged.

Hunter is old and unattractive.

I still say if you name a child Hunter, you should be required to name another one "Gatherer."

His first name is Robert.

Why oh why won't anyone link the Hunter Peen?

Someone linked to a message board thread with all the pics yesterday, r51

Hunter has massive amounts of charisma. He oozes sex energy. He's not trying, and he's not a bad person. It's just how God made him. I'm fairly sure that Hunter has even at times prayed to God for help and guidance to suppress his sexual magnetism, because its so unwieldy that it get's him into all kinds of shenanigans.

It is gonna be a lifelong struggle to keep that python zipped up in his pants.

Here is the message board with the Hunter pics that R52 is referring to. The pics are spread out over the first 4 pages of the thread.

Give me a fucking break. The drugs have ruined his looks and especially his teeth.

R56 Hunter's done his dental work.

Junior Mint has a lot in common with him - addicted to the same drug, fucking around, not the family golden child.

But Hunter Biden is handsome, educated, softly spoken, says nothing bad about anyone, doesn’t blame his addiction on anyone else, has the support of his family, the undying and public love of his father, the empathy of the public, a massive penis and the sexual charisma of a movie star.

No wonder the entire Trump family hates him.

R58, You had me at "massive penis".

It's funny but also not surprising that Dataloungers like 'em hung and messed up from multiple past traumas.

Thank you times infinity R54!

Honestly, I was wavering on whom to support for this election, but when I saw the pictures of Hunter, it clinched the deal for me.

I want to see more of Hunter for the next 4 years!!

He's got that quiet bad boy vibe I love

When I was 25, I would have been attracted to Hunter because I could "help him."

At my current golden age, I'm wildly attracted to Hunter just because I want to fuck him and then leave.

R64 Yes, and yes. Sums it right up on both counts.

He has a strong sense of animal sexuality.

The Biden men are very sexy. Young Joe Biden was a handsome man.

I agree with R33 he's bearably sexy.

Also I'm not convinced about the 9" claim - the one pic I saw with the tape measure, it looked like the 2" mark was close to the base rather than showing the very end of the tape measure at the very root of the dick so I think it's more like 8-8.5"

[quote]He has a strong sense of animal sexuality.

He could be the White House cat some are pining for.

I’m educated, hung and traumatized and no guy wants me! 😭

[quote] Here is the message board with the Hunter pics tha

LPSG says Hunter watched gay porn. How reliable is LPSG?

They were going off the user view history (now set to private) of his PornHub . He watched gay, straight, trans, BBW and interracial porn.

R73 damn he real freaky baby! 😈

R73, that's our boy! Not afraid to explore...

Sexually, Hunter Biden is the Colin Farrell of presidential kids. He has promiscuous tastes, and he’s not to afraid to ask. And watch.

And watch.

R68 is so discerning and fabulous that Hunter isn’t good enough for him with his mere 8.5”. Jesus fuck you’re an asshole.

The Bidens are all hot as balls. Mighty Joe still looks good for an old, and I suspect he’s packing. Why do you think Jill always looks happy.

Hahaha for some reason username YesWeMight uploaded to PornHub his dad receiving the Medal of Freedom from Barack Obama, which Hunter watched between jacking off.

Hunter might be unbearable, but he's not sexy. He looks like a drunk drugged-up Bobby Cannavale.

btw, I voted Biden/Harris.

I simply don't find Hunter hot.

Has Hunter done the homosex?

25 year old Joe Biden could fuck me!

It's okay to not find Hunter hot, R79. You don't have to prove your loyalty to the party by avowing your Biden vote despite not wanting to avow for Hunter's hotness.

More for of that fucked up man meat more for us.

Fascinating. Anyone knows which gay porn videos he watched? I want to know his gay porn taste

[quote]Honestly, I was wavering on whom to support for this election, but when I saw the pictures of Hunter, it clinched the deal for me.

r62, I have to believe that you are being sarcastic/cynical/snarky, because if this is true, then you and any another like-minded folks are responsible for the current state of the union.

So Hunter, a veritable straight man with a high sex drive, liked to watch gay and bi porn sometimes. Pretty much confirmed by Pornhub surveys as usual for sex addicts.

I thought Beau was the hot brother?

He is, r86, but Hunter parties like a rock star and we have photographic evidence of his giant wang. We have no proof of Beau’s business.

Hunter Biden is firmly ensconced in highlight reel. I am such a sucker for a rich hot gorgeous nutcase.

Hunter was better looking I think, only because Beau looked so much like Joe he confused me.

I hear Beau's pretty stiff, too

Is that a scar across Hunter’s abdomen?

R91 Could it be a hernia scar?

Children of the Corn, R5.

It’s where people get a tummy tuck. Or a c-section. Though given Hunter was neither fat nor a woman they are both out.

I genuinely love that Trump's failed attempt to villainize Hunter has turned into the internet's appreciation of Joe's relationship with his children and making Hunter into a sex symbol. But I just don't get the latter. He seems so perfectly average to me. But, that's alright, keep presenting hole, girls. I bet he DOES know how to lay that pipe.

My appendix scar looks like that. Of course I had mine removed in 1971, when medicine was more primitive.

Please don’t click on 4chan links. Those people are crazier than flat earthers

It’s a lovely penis. No wonder he takes so many pictures of it.

R98, My new screen saver.

R98 He really took care of it. He even shaved his scrotum. Makes it even more suckable.

Finally! Someone posts the goods. Thanks, R98. Yes, good work, Biden genes!

Hunter is remarkably attentive to penis and sac grooming, especially for a middle-aged heterosexual.

It is perfectly formed, but not anywhere near 8-9 inches.

A pretty pink cock and a cute soft belly to rest your head on.

He's perfect.

I have the vapors from r98’s photo.

I bet McTurtle and the Senatrice are getting weaker at resisting the Biden presidency after seeing that picture.

His crazy eyes turn me on.

R106, According to that NYC strip club worker, Hunter was into ass play, but insisted she use a freshly purchased dildo right out of the box.

Joe spoke with the Pope yesterday.

Hunter's nude pics must be a big hit around the Vatican.

I hope it was freshly washed after it came out of the box, Chinese worker hands! I worked in a Chinese restaurant, you don't want to know.

r103 = Junior Mint, green with envy.

[quote]Junior Mint

Is this bit of nomenclature a DL exclusive? I get "Junior." But why "Mint"? The only thing less clean or fresh in the universe is Senior Mint.

I thought they were bankrupt.

There were some foursome photos at that link. Add in smoking crack and it’s a free for all...

Hey! I'd pay $150k a month to have Hunter work for me.

And I'm not Ukrainian.

Hunter reminds me of Jeffrey Dean Morgan (or vicey versey).

If there's a movie they should cast JDM for sure.

R98, wow, nice cock!

I guess no Irish curse in that family

If you like Oscar Isaac, you'll like...

He has a decent ass too. Small but decent.

It is hilarious that the Republicunts leaked these photos thinking it would do damage and the net results were, across the board:

1) among gay men and women - Jesus Christ he’s so hot I want to fuck him and then cradle his poor damaged self and then fuck him again

2) Across all genders/orientations - Joe has BDE, Hunter gets it from him, probably

3) Hunter seems like a lot of goddamn fun (also across all quadrants)

Somewhere Junior Mint is sobbing and snorting mister lines and muttering “why don’t they love meeeeee”. Then he looks down at his limp four inches and remembers.

r112

It's Kimberly Guilfoyle's nickname for him. He calls her Pooh Bear.

When she inevitably makes a move on the new First Son, what will she call Hunter?

R123, Her second husband was mighty fine.

Hunter looks like the love child of Raf Vallone and Ian McShane.

I see a bit of young Ian McShane there

R128, Was he itchy down south?

Beau...I mean Buck would have never had foursomes and photographed his own penis.

R131, Someone had the 2:00 AM munchies.

R131: that bottle (Tito's Vodka?) has been sucked dry.

You just know he throws a mean fuck

Hunter’s causal nudity is funny and totally identifies him as someone who grew up in a naked household from that era in the 70s.

Like, Joe ambles buck nekkid directly from the shower to pour another cup of coffee. Beau runs in and asks him to check his homework as his dad dresses.

But, but, but.... Eric Trump has that Jon Voight cuteness!

^ more like the love child of Princess Anne and Gary Busey.

I'm sure Hunter has had his cock sucked by a 'mo.

Seems only natural to have occurred at some point or other

He's never lacked for money, but he often lacked for drugs. Who knows what he got up to.

Is there DL consensus on whether his booze-bloat belly is sexy?

Hunter’s whiny, self-absorbed attitude in the leaked emails is the least attractive thing about him.

He's an addict, 142, it comes with the territory.

R136 Can't strong doses of artfully deployed Botox prevent this look?

R56, wow his teeth! Did he get dentures? Damn!

I think his body is good for his age. But he's fucked all those whores with no condoms and who knows what else he's done when he's fucked out of his skull and doesn't even remember.

His penis is not massive. It's average in all the photos I saw of him erect. He does have a sexy face and he looks sexier than his father did at a comparable age. Look at clips of Joe 32 years ago when he was running for Prez in 1988. He had pretty much lost his looks and his hair by then.

"But he's fucked all those whores with no condoms and who knows what else he's done when he's fucked out of his skull and doesn't even remember."

Like fathering a child with a stripper he hardly knew.

Apparently the no-condom stripper got a $2.5 million settlement, along with $10,000 a month in child support for the next 18 years.

Sometimes being a faithless whore pays quite well.

Wait, where are the erect dick photos of Hunter?

Duh, I should’ve read the thread before posting.

Hunter’s dick looks to be about 7.5-7.75” long but unfortunately is not very thick. I’m surprised he’s uncut. And he needs to stop shaving his bush, Jesus fucking Christ.

I thought that trend was dying out?

He is still a hot fucker, of course.

He's cleanly cut, and around 6.25 inches, erect.

The trump boys are just 🤮🤮🤮

I've seen a couple of different pictures of that meat, right here on the data lounge, and it is well over 6.25 inches

It’s definitely bigger than 6.25”, oh my god R151. WTF.

Lusting after a boring basic str8 white male based on false information from obviously doctored pictures. Typical of the racist kah-weens here.

R156 believes the world is flat, the moon landing was staged and Elvis is alive.

R157 engages in stereotyping in order to justify lusting after banal str8 white guys who get jobs they are unqualified for.

Joe Biden does exude some of that BDE.

Elder gays, DO tell. Why is this such a trend among older men: shaving the pubes? It makes you look four years old—taking away from some of your maturity. Us younger gays LOVE pubes on an older man...

Hunter Biden is straight and women don't like pubes.

R83, I think he watched tyler posey's video hahahahahahaha! (Which makes me love him even more, of course.)

OP, he's not gonna fuck you while you still have a dick. Let it go, Princess Elsa.

OP's headline should read . . .

Hunter Biden is undeniably sexy

He looks like a mafia attorney and he gives off douchebag vibes. And the whole family supports trannies. Total boner killer.

[quote]Elder gays, DO tell. Why is this such a trend among older men: shaving the pubes?

Hmmm...I think of it as something babygays do.

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